Well, how was this year in your household? Did it seem entirely positive as people post on Facebook? Packed with A-grades for the kids and wild dress-up gatherings for the grownups? Maybe it felt like a swamp of disappointment with only rare enjoyable moments? Could any part be genuine, or have we all become seven-fingered virtual entities with unrealistic teeth?
I have gathered everyone for a chat, ready or not, to discuss the most important thing in twelve months: which releases we were obsessed with the most. Without further ado:
Horizon Zero Dawn
"Can’t you pick just one?"
"You can't expect my games column."
In the mobile realm, her go-to has been Cityscapes and "attempting to locate decent healthcare."
"Virtually?"
"In reality."
Overwatch
"I have no interest in games on my phone." He seemed insulted that I even asked. Fair enough.
Resident Evil Biohazard
She's attempting to get into acting, but when she stepped away from the mic, she was tackling Resident Evil. She also went on in great detail about her accomplishments on The Sims, where her character has a thriving utopia with far better healthcare than her older sibling has in real life.
Crash Bandicoot: It’s About Time
She started the year at sixty percent completion and finished the year at 82%. She's in it for the long run not a sprint for her. Her mobile diversion: something called Woodle, where you have to remove pins.
Minecraft
Any time I see my adult son playing Minecraft, I rib him like a cross between a relentless heckler. When he complains, I reply that I am behaving this way to prepare him so he can grow up and play games for adults. It’s a very Scottish father/son relationship.
Eldest Daughter on Just Dance 2024
There was no contest for this one. She is a machine. Even better than I was at classic rhythm games in my prime.
Marvel Snap
It was in a league of its own to the hours I spent on this remarkably well-crafted card game competitive game, with its constantly evolving range of cards and game variations.
Marvel Snap
The catch about games that frequently update their range is you eventually realize and understand it is all just an attempt to suck you into fomo-fuelled microtransactions. So enjoyment soured halfway through the year and it got uninstalled.
Doom: The Dark Ages
Stunning reinvention of a iconic franchise. Captivating atmosphere from the beginning. I wish I could deal with my issues so effectively in real life.
Blue Prince
I refuse to rush this beautiful, unique game and I just lacked the mental bandwidth to give it what it deserved earlier this year. With holiday guests over the festive period, I aim to experience this in the early morning after family time.
Balatro
I'm aware Balatro was the previous year's breakout game, but I was late to it. And it is exceptional. It just gets every single thing right. Crazy Poker is a brilliant concept, but the effects behind the different wild cards are so creative it has become a game I would happily play at any hour. Throw in the charm of the card design, and this is an definite high-water mark of gaming. I dream of being stuck in a broken-down lift for hours just so I have the perfect excuse but play it.
Outer Worlds 2
I experienced a wave of criticism when I wrote about how a technical issue in another game damaged the experience for me, but that other title is still a gargantuan gaming achievement in terms of overall polish – which I appreciated even more after playing Outer Worlds 2. So thank you to the commenter who took the time to contact me to say that my Outer Worlds 2 review was "bitter, confused resentment". I share that verbatim, because I appreciate the effort, and they are obviously an astute judge of character.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Alright. Give me a punishingly tough exploration-focused thing and leave me without guidance on what I am supposed to be doing, except "explore". How delightful. I understand that it is beautiful and is ideal if you are into this kind of thing, but I cannot think of a gaming experience I desire less in my current stage of life. I was around back when many games were like this, and I’ve had enough. It was fine when I was a kid, but the same could be said for many outdated things.
Debate between business deals that caused concern, and high launch costs. Both difficult to justify and concerning.
Clair Obscur, Despelote and Bananza would all sound good names shouted from the doorstep at bedtime.
Right Thumb Joint. No joke. I don’t know if it’s because of console gaming or endless scrolling, but it is sore like the mines of sulphur in the mornings now. I knew I should have got my thumbs looked after back in the past.
Grand Theft Auto VI.
And it will come out in 2026, even if we have to stretch time until the heat death of the universe.
The Witcher 4.